Simple Form: A Transition from Bitterness, to Realization, Devastation, Depression, and to Hope According to the Tragedy of Time

jesseydeleon:

by Inna dela Torre

To My Houseplant,

I’m walking around, carrying in my hand a pocket watch that I will throw into the sea.

Just for the record, I wasn’t begging last night. I was merely providing a compromise so that your malnourished mindset wouldn’t fall back into the constant explosion of…

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憎しみの呪い - The Curse of Hatred

silverpage:

disnay land

we sound straight from the hood

aye mah man B|

(Source: ksren)

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: transgiorno, via twiceasfarwithachocolatebar)

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